Shall we try this again?

It’s been almost exactly three years since I started, and eventually gave up on, my previous blog. In the interim, I’ve half-committed to the idea of starting a new one about, oh, a dozen times or so. I’ve asked myself, what do I really have to contribute to the interwebs that isn’t already represented in hundreds, thousands, even millions of half-assed blogs that nobody reads, except for the author? Giving it more thought, I’ve decided that really is beside the point, isn’t it? I mean, doesn’t anyone who starts a blog just suffer from a severe case of loving to hear themselves speak? That’s a fairly simple requirement, and I sure as fuck meet it.

Signing up and starting this blog should have been really simple. As with all things in life, I turned it into a 47 step process that involved a complete failure to read the directions, followed by buckets of profanity, frustration, surrender, and despair. Then, as usual, I had a Eureka moment where I realized, despite my best attempts to fuck up a one step process, I had actually succeeded. Life is so…confusing and shit. I need someone to just do my bidding for me so I don’t fuck up and then get so exasperated that I don’t realize I didn’t really fuck up. If anyone wants to sign up to put words on this page while I just carelessly throw them out into the air, please post your resume in the comment box. Grazie.

So here I am, again. At least until something shiny catches my eye and I wander away.