MLB umpire Brad Myers underwent an involuntary vasectomy during Monday’s spring training game between Cleveland and Cincinnati. Cincy’s Brandon Phillips hit a frozen rope that simply didn’t give Myers enough time to relay information through his neural network quickly enough to get out of the way. Thankfully there is no audible splat as cowhide meets cojones. The downed umpire was carted off the field to ice his marbles.
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