About
The author is in his mid 30’s and resides with his out-of-his-league girlfriend in Western Massachusetts. He is currently employed at a small software company that specializes in Constituent Management Software for Congressional offices. When not providing technical support he is often testing new builds of software prior to release.
When not working, he spends most of his time caught up in daydreams about closing out the 7th game of the World Series or searching for a way to actually put his vast stores of trivial knowledge to a profitable purpose. The author also enjoys destroying pixel internet tanks in World of Tanks, sampling craft beer and exposing the ills of current popular culture.
The author also advocates for many political causes, the most recent of which involves declaring a trade embargo against Canada until they formally apologize for unleashing Nickelback, Alanis Morrissette and Jim Carrey.
A Serious Thinking Problem 
Mike sure is swell….
Awwww, shucks. You say the sweetest things.