Blinded by the High Beams

It’s no secret that we live in an artificial world.  We’re surrounded by artificial colours, flavours, faux fur, faux tans, breast implants, butt implants, cheek implants, etc, etc.  While fakeness has become the norm, here’s a frightening facsimile that I really hope never catches on.

Fake nipples!

We’re not talking subtle fake nipples here.  These are “Jesus, it’s close to absolute zero outside and I forgot to wear an insulated bra” fake nipples.  If I saw a woman sporting these, I would flee.  Unless, of course, I was recruiting a glass cutter for some kind of jewelry heist.

Yeesh!  Hmmm…Why do I get the feeling these will be big in Japan?

Excuse me, Miss, but are you wearing Pickelhaubes under your shirt?

~ by schlippo on May 26, 2010.

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